Star-gazing was his life, until he got behind the wheel of a car. Shoulda kept his eyes on the road, the schmuck.
Eugene Shoemaker was never played in a game.
He called himself a "smut peddler". He has a solid gold wheelchair, won a case in front of the US Supreme Court, found and then lost Jesus, and was depicted by Woody Harrelson in a movie about his life. Hero? You be the judge.
(d) February 10th, 2021