Star-gazing was his life, until he got behind the wheel of a car. Shoulda kept his eyes on the road, the schmuck.

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Eugene Shoemaker
Died on
Friday, July 18th, 1997
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Eugene Shoemaker
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Eugene Shoemaker was never played in a game.

 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Jesus Christ! It's that goofy-lookin' old cowboy guy with the fucked up eyes, and he's been dead for more than two weeks! What the hell are you guys doing over there!?

(d) October 20th, 2003