Star-gazing was his life, until he got behind the wheel of a car. Shoulda kept his eyes on the road, the schmuck.
Eugene Shoemaker was never played in a game.
Pick some famous people you think are going to die soon. Whoever gets the most right wins.
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As a redshirt freshman for the Northwestern Wildcats, Matt was used primarily as a blocking back. Henceforth, he will be used primarily as fertilizer.
(d) August 30th, 1999