Grassy Knoll II

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This list was submitted by Fallsguy on Tuesday, December 15th, 2009 at 3:52 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dick CheneyAlive84
9Steve JobsOctober 5th, 201156
8Alan GreenspanAlive99
7John Paul StevensJuly 16th, 201999
6Bobby KnightNovember 1st, 202383
5Amy WinehouseJuly 23rd, 201127
4Larry King January 23rd, 202187
3Suzanne SomersOctober 15th, 202376
2Barbara Billingsley October 16th, 201094
1Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
2 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002