This list was submitted by SirDrexl on Monday, December 31st, 2007 at 8:28 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Chemical Ali | January 25th, 2010 | 68 |
| 9 | Sydney Pollack | May 26th, 2008 | 73 |
| 8 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 7 | Earl Butz | February 2nd, 2008 | 98 |
| 6 | W. Mark Felt | December 18th, 2008 | 95 |
| 5 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 4 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 3 | John Wooden | June 4th, 2010 | 99 |
| 2 | Lou Henson | July 25th, 2020 | 88 |
| 1 | Studs Terkel | October 31st, 2008 | 96 |
| 23 points | 4 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003