This list was submitted by RJ Thurmont on Monday, December 31st, 2007 at 7:57 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Earl Butz | February 2nd, 2008 | 98 |
| 9 | King Sihanouk | October 14th, 2012 | 89 |
| 8 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 7 | Anatoly Dobrynin | April 6th, 2010 | 90 |
| 6 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 5 | Jesse Helms | July 4th, 2008 | 86 |
| 4 | Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn | August 3rd, 2008 | 89 |
| 3 | . Suharto | January 27th, 2008 | 86 |
| 2 | Betty Ford | July 8th, 2011 | 93 |
| 1 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
| 22 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998