This list was submitted by BairBones on Monday, December 31st, 2007 at 7:20 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | . Suharto | January 27th, 2008 | 86 |
| 9 | Albert Hofmann | April 29th, 2008 | 102 |
| 8 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
| 7 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
| 6 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
| 5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 4 | Betty Ford | July 8th, 2011 | 93 |
| 3 | Sid Caesar | February 12th, 2014 | 91 |
| 2 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
| 1 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
| 19 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998