Bwanna Been Boned in da Bunghole

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This list was submitted by USER01223 on Monday, December 31st, 2007 at 6:43 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
9Albert Hofmann April 29th, 2008102
8Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
7Mitch MillerJuly 31st, 201099
6Soupy SalesOctober 22nd, 200983
5Les PaulAugust 13th, 200994
4Karl MaldenJuly 1st, 200997
3W. Mark Felt December 18th, 200895
2Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
1Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
12 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002