This list was submitted by anarchess on Monday, December 31st, 2007 at 4:15 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Chemical Ali | January 25th, 2010 | 68 |
9 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
8 | Farrah Fawcett | June 25th, 2009 | 62 |
7 | Gordon Lightfoot | May 1st, 2023 | 84 |
6 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
5 | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | April 17th, 2014 | 87 |
4 | Ronnie Hawkins | May 29th, 2022 | 87 |
3 | Sunny von Bulow | December 6th, 2008 | 77 |
2 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
1 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
3 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003