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This list was submitted by No Viagra Needed on Monday, December 31st, 2007 at 6:22 AM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Charlton Heston April 5th, 200884
9Jack KevorkianJune 3rd, 201183
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7John WoodenJune 4th, 201099
6Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
3Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
2Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
1Chemical AliJanuary 25th, 201068
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003