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This list was submitted by bogart on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 1:19 PM PST for The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Luciano Pavarotti September 6th, 200771
9Mike WallaceApril 7th, 201293
8Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
7Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
6Mel BrooksAlive98
5Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
4Charlton HestonApril 5th, 200884
3Bill Walsh July 30th, 200775
2Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
1Bob FellerDecember 15th, 201092
13 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998