This list was submitted by Edhead22 on Tuesday, December 27th, 2005 at 7:34 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
9 | Maximilian Schell | February 1st, 2014 | 83 |
8 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
7 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
6 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
5 | Dolores Hope | September 19th, 2011 | 102 |
4 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
3 | Freddy Fender | October 14th, 2006 | 69 |
2 | Al Lewis | February 3rd, 2006 | 82 |
1 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
5 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999