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This list was submitted by Edhead22 on Tuesday, December 27th, 2005 at 7:34 AM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
9Maximilian SchellFebruary 1st, 201483
8Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
7Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
6Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
5Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
4Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
3Freddy Fender October 14th, 200669
2Al Lewis February 3rd, 200682
1Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
5 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999