DARk MARk's Bones of Contention (Parting Shots)

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This list was submitted by USER02193 on Friday, December 31st, 2004 at 9:19 AM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Richard SimmonsJuly 13th, 202476
9Saddam HusseinDecember 29th, 200669
8Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
7Dick CheneyAlive84
6Donald RumsfeldJune 29th, 202188
5Donald TrumpAlive78
4Angela LansburyOctober 11th, 202296
3Yoko OnoAlive92
2Roseanne BarrAlive?
1Martha StewartAlive83
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Guess the Stiff!

The Commissioner sat next to him at a charity poker tournament 6 years ago. He leaned over and asked him "Did you know what I was holding the last hand?" He said "I know what you're holding every hand. Maybe drink less." Kinda liked him.

(d) September 6th, 2020