This list was submitted by FTG on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 5:42 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Skeeter Davis||September 19th, 2004||72|
|9||Barney Kessel||May 6th, 2004||80|
|8||Johnny Oates||December 24th, 2004||58|
|7||Estelle Getty||July 22nd, 2008||84|
|6||Al Lewis||February 3rd, 2006||82|
|5||Pope John Paul II||April 2nd, 2005||84|
|4||Tug McGraw||January 5th, 2004||59|
|3||Ronnie Biggs||December 18th, 2013||84|
|2||Hildegarde Sell||July 29th, 2005||99|
|1||Danny Sugerman||January 5th, 2005||50|
|31 points||4 hits|
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999