Northern Reaper -Dumb Canuck

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This list was submitted by northern reaper on Saturday, December 20th, 2003 at 5:38 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
9Rodney Dangerfield October 5th, 200482
8Rip TornJuly 9th, 201988
7Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
6Mr. TAlive74
5Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
4Mel BrooksAlive100
3Larry FlyntFebruary 10th, 202178
2Keith RichardsAlive82
1Johnny CarsonJanuary 23rd, 200579
19 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003