This list was submitted by USER03301 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
9 | Victor Borge | December 23rd, 2000 | 91 |
8 | Barbara Cartland | May 21st, 2000 | 98 |
7 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
6 | Douglas Fairbanks | May 7th, 2000 | 90 |
5 | Garrison Keillor | Alive | ? |
4 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
3 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
2 | Frank Sinatra | May 14th, 1998 | 82 |
1 | Terry Sanford | April 18th, 1998 | 80 |
3 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003