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This list was submitted by USER03301 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Fay WrayAugust 8th, 200496
9Victor BorgeDecember 23rd, 200091
8Barbara CartlandMay 21st, 200098
7Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
6Douglas FairbanksMay 7th, 200090
5Garrison KeillorAlive?
4Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
3Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
2Frank Sinatra May 14th, 199882
1Terry Sanford April 18th, 199880
3 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003