Ted Kennedy has been played on 455 lists, including 22 lists in The September '01 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Bart and DJ - Barry won't do it...not a chance | Doc & DJ | 1 | 9 |
| 2. | Cartman's B-List | USER01013 | 1 | 9 |
| 3. | Cartman's F-List | USER03608 | 1 | 9 |
| 4. | Die2M | USER02661 | 1 | 8 |
| 5. | Christopher Reeve - Bob Mattick goes streaking | USER02736 | 1 | 7 |
| 6. | BIG E | USER01367 | 1 | 5 |
| 7. | Bart and DJ - Oh Billy! | Doc & DJ | 1 | 4 |
| 8. | Nurseboy 4 | Nurseboy | 1 | 4 |
| 9. | Two maggots were fighting in dead Ernest | USER03614 | 1 | 3 |
| 10. | Christopher Reeve - Mrs. D'Antonio saves her penni | USER02736 | 1 | 2 |
| 11. | Sheckadoo and U | USER01123 | 1 | 2 |
| 12. | Beyond Oscar's Grave | USER01385 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Beyond The Grave | USER01385 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Chad - What Laura Bush Screams During Sex w/George | USER01115 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | EB02: Bring Out Your Dead | USER00165 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | EB04: Dead, White & Blue | USER00165 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | EB06: The Political Graveyard | USER00165 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | grannyw | USER01359 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | HEETERGAL 4 | USER00996 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Jerry's Kids | USER03624 | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | newyawker | USER00686 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | Wednesday 2 | Wednesday | 0 | 0 |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999