This list was submitted by USER03624 on Monday, September 3rd, 2001 at 5:59 AM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 9 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 8 | Bob Seger | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Ted Kennedy | August 25th, 2009 | 77 |
| 6 | Cal Worthington | September 8th, 2013 | 92 |
| 5 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
| 4 | Marlon Brando | July 2nd, 2004 | 80 |
| 3 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 2 | Not Famous | ||
| 1 | Mary Ash | November 22nd, 2001 | 83 |
| 1 point | 1 hit | ||
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003