Cartman's B-List

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This list was submitted by USER01013 on Thursday, August 30th, 2001 at 6:53 PM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John GottiJune 10th, 2002?
9George Harrison November 29th, 200158
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7William ManchesterJune 1st, 200482
6Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
5William StyronNovember 1st, 200681
4Roone ArledgeDecember 5th, 200271
3Sid GillmanJanuary 3rd, 200391
2Ted KennedyAugust 25th, 200977
1King FahdJuly 31st, 200584
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

He invented Big League Chew. Remember that? Strands of bubble gum, that came in a pouch that made you feel like a real big time ball player chewing tobacco. Sure - they lost flavor in like 4 seconds, but that was a glorious 4 seconds. You felt yourself right up there on the mound, ready to deliver a smoking fastball right over the plate to win game 7 of the World Series. It was transformational. And Jim invented it.

Anyway, he's dead.

(d) July 10th, 2019