Cartman's B-List

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This list was submitted by USER01013 on Thursday, August 30th, 2001 at 6:53 PM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John GottiJune 10th, 2002?
9George Harrison November 29th, 200158
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7William ManchesterJune 1st, 200482
6Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
5William StyronNovember 1st, 200681
4Roone ArledgeDecember 5th, 200271
3Sid GillmanJanuary 3rd, 200391
2Ted KennedyAugust 25th, 200977
1King FahdJuly 31st, 200584
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

(d) October 2nd, 1998