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This list was submitted by USER00165 on Friday, August 31st, 2001 at 5:35 PM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John GottiJune 10th, 2002?
9Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
8Ted KennedyAugust 25th, 200977
7Sandra DeeFebruary 20th, 200562
6Ted WilliamsJuly 5th, 2002?
5Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
4Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
3Althea GibsonSeptember 28th, 200376
2Billy WilderMarch 27th, 200295
1Roone ArledgeDecember 5th, 200271
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

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