This list was submitted by USER00165 on Friday, August 31st, 2001 at 5:35 PM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
9 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
8 | Ted Kennedy | August 25th, 2009 | 77 |
7 | Sandra Dee | February 20th, 2005 | 62 |
6 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
5 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
4 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
3 | Althea Gibson | September 28th, 2003 | 76 |
2 | Billy Wilder | March 27th, 2002 | 95 |
1 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998