Red Schoendienst has been played on 133 lists, including 18 lists in The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Look, I'm Not Asking a Lot Here | humanmeal | 3 | 16 |
| 2. | Le Royal with Cheese | MardiRob | 3 | 13 |
| 3. | Skankhunt42 II | USER00119 | 2 | 13 |
| 4. | Coffin Rattler - Good Sports | coffinrattler | 2 | 12 |
| 5. | Dancing to the end of Love | missmartha | 2 | 11 |
| 6. | Root Inspectors | MarkMx | 2 | 10 |
| 7. | Thanks for the memories. Now die. | Big Guy | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | ArentTheyDedYet | JohnGoose | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | I Really Dig These Guys | Dick Rotten | 1 | 8 |
| 10. | Thank you ZSA ZSA for a good '16... | LMac | 1 | 7 |
| 11. | You're out | del bird | 1 | 7 |
| 12. | Over 90 club | NVRGVUP | 1 | 6 |
| 13. | Sod Squad | Barker J. Wagtail | 1 | 6 |
| 14. | Jeff S 2 | jws7968 | 1 | 4 |
| 15. | Allbody going home, now | Mort d'Zsa Zsa | 1 | 2 |
| 16. | Let's Get Putrefied! | Altois | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Out of Time | Hey, did you have. . . . | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | VadnellyVoodoos | Vadnelly Voodoos | 0 | 0 |
Batman, schmatman. Every idiot on the planet wants to talk about some rich fruitcake in tights who spends all his time dressing up and running around with a little boy. Hello? This is the same guy who gave us Courageous Cat and Cool McCool. Now there's some goddamned heroes.
(d) November 3rd, 1998