Red Schoendienst has been played on 133 lists, including 18 lists in The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Look, I'm Not Asking a Lot Here | humanmeal | 3 | 16 |
| 2. | Le Royal with Cheese | MardiRob | 3 | 13 |
| 3. | Skankhunt42 II | USER00119 | 2 | 13 |
| 4. | Coffin Rattler - Good Sports | coffinrattler | 2 | 12 |
| 5. | Dancing to the end of Love | missmartha | 2 | 11 |
| 6. | Root Inspectors | MarkMx | 2 | 10 |
| 7. | Thanks for the memories. Now die. | Big Guy | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | ArentTheyDedYet | JohnGoose | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | I Really Dig These Guys | Dick Rotten | 1 | 8 |
| 10. | Thank you ZSA ZSA for a good '16... | LMac | 1 | 7 |
| 11. | You're out | del bird | 1 | 7 |
| 12. | Over 90 club | NVRGVUP | 1 | 6 |
| 13. | Sod Squad | Barker J. Wagtail | 1 | 6 |
| 14. | Jeff S 2 | jws7968 | 1 | 4 |
| 15. | Allbody going home, now | Fred’s | 1 | 2 |
| 16. | Let's Get Putrefied! | Altois | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Out of Time | Hey, did you have. . . . | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | VadnellyVoodoos | Vadnelly Voodoos | 0 | 0 |
Because when you decide you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as...oops. Never mind.
(d) June 26th, 2012