Red Schoendienst has been played on 133 lists, including 18 lists in The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Look, I'm Not Asking a Lot Here | humanmeal | 3 | 16 |
| 2. | Le Royal with Cheese | MardiRob | 3 | 13 |
| 3. | Skankhunt42 II | USER00119 | 2 | 13 |
| 4. | Coffin Rattler - Good Sports | coffinrattler | 2 | 12 |
| 5. | Dancing to the end of Love | missmartha | 2 | 11 |
| 6. | Root Inspectors | MarkMx | 2 | 10 |
| 7. | Thanks for the memories. Now die. | Big Guy | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | ArentTheyDedYet | JohnGoose | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | I Really Dig These Guys | Dick Rotten | 1 | 8 |
| 10. | Thank you ZSA ZSA for a good '16... | LMac | 1 | 7 |
| 11. | You're out | del bird | 1 | 7 |
| 12. | Over 90 club | NVRGVUP | 1 | 6 |
| 13. | Sod Squad | Barker J. Wagtail | 1 | 6 |
| 14. | Jeff S 2 | jws7968 | 1 | 4 |
| 15. | Allbody going home, now | Fred’s | 1 | 2 |
| 16. | Let's Get Putrefied! | Altois | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Out of Time | Hey, did you have. . . . | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | VadnellyVoodoos | Vadnelly Voodoos | 0 | 0 |
The former lead singer for the Clovers has expired, and despite his claims to the contrary, we suspect that considerably more than one mint julep was the cause of it all.
(d) November 5th, 2002