Dear Abby has been played on 492 lists, including 20 lists in The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | MY LIST TO DIE FOR | USER01673 | 2 | 12 |
| 2. | killing them softly 1 | USER00740 | 1 | 10 |
| 3. | Probate Lawyer Seeks Work | USER00073 | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | Spiny Norman | USER01421 | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | DEAD MAN WALKING 2 | USER00355 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | Dealin Dirty 1 | USER01682 | 1 | 9 |
| 7. | Do you know your dead? 2 | USER01652 | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | Eighty?s Enough | USER00073 | 1 | 9 |
| 9. | Maggot Munchies | USER01439 | 1 | 9 |
| 10. | Skull & Crossbones | USER01655 | 1 | 8 |
| 11. | Get Ye Gone | USER00073 | 1 | 7 |
| 12. | Saturn Madam | Saturn Madam | 1 | 7 |
| 13. | AAAH!!!!!Free at last | Bucket Kickers | 1 | 4 |
| 14. | tombstoned 3 | USER01765 | 1 | 3 |
| 15. | Joe Ram 1 | JoeRam | 1 | 2 |
| 16. | DEAD MEN WALKIN | USER01660 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Ellen and Nick | Stones Girl | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | IseeDEADpeople | USER01735 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Just plain DJ's Remembering Old Friends | USER00969 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Mafia Actuary 11 | USER01375 | 0 | 0 |
He was drivin' his life away, AND he loved a rainy night, which is a dangerous combination. Then he went and died of cancer. Silly Rabbitt.
(d) May 7th, 1998