This list was submitted by JoeRam on Monday, December 30th, 2002 at 11:37 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 8 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 6 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 5 | Dear Abby | January 16th, 2013 | 94 |
| 4 | Richard Widmark | March 24th, 2008 | 93 |
| 3 | Gregory Peck | June 12th, 2003 | 87 |
| 2 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 1 | Sharon Osbourne | Alive | ? |
| 32 points | 5 hits |
Marshall McLuhan once called him "the first radio novelist." Interestingly, he once called Marshall McLuhan "a dried up old bag of shit."
(d) October 16th, 1999