MY LIST TO DIE FOR

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This list was submitted by USER01673 on Monday, December 23rd, 2002 at 7:45 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dear AbbyJanuary 16th, 201394
9Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Bob Hope July 27th, 2003100
6Strom Thurmond June 26th, 2003100
5Sheb Wooley September 16th, 200382
4Red ButtonsJuly 13th, 200687
3Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
2Lester Maddox June 25th, 200387
1Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
20 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002