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This list was submitted by USER01655 on Friday, December 20th, 2002 at 3:35 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
9Strom Thurmond June 26th, 2003100
8Bob Hope July 27th, 2003100
7Dear AbbyJanuary 16th, 201394
6Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
5Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
4Andy RooneyNovember 5th, 201192
3Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
2Yasser ArafatNovember 11th, 200475
1Walter CronkiteJuly 17th, 200992
17 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003