This list was submitted by USER01655 on Friday, December 20th, 2002 at 3:35 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
9 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
7 | Dear Abby | January 16th, 2013 | 94 |
6 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
5 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
4 | Andy Rooney | November 5th, 2011 | 92 |
3 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
2 | Yasser Arafat | November 11th, 2004 | 75 |
1 | Walter Cronkite | July 17th, 2009 | 92 |
17 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003