Kirk Douglas has been played on 6267 lists, including 26 lists in The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Three Bagger.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Jose Greco de Muerta | MaudieG | 2 | 7 |
| 2. | Old and Beat 2 | rojoepeters | 1 | 8 |
| 3. | Old and Really Beat 2 | rojoepeters | 1 | 8 |
| 4. | Embalmer's Wish List | hotchickembalmer | 1 | 5 |
| 5. | im watching II | im watching | 1 | 4 |
| 6. | Coughins | shorty7ft | 1 | 3 |
| 7. | Oxpeen's Triple Tag n Bag | Oxpeen | 1 | 3 |
| 8. | Hurry-Up and DIE! | BrumtownMangler | 1 | 2 |
| 9. | jimmy durante the nose I | Dead_Men_Tell_No_Tales | 1 | 1 |
| 10. | Oh hell - why not | Bunn's Bones To Be | 1 | 1 |
| 11. | birdman 13 | Bird | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | deadheads | willdude | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Dust Bowl | GhettoZombie | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Grim Profiteer3 | Nice Sicko | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Joe's Campy Corpses | Joe Mazz | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Last Leg | Gizmo | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | MomandGirlsList3 | TeamTrautz | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | Net Urnings | Urn While U Learn | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Old reliables | pandorra | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Perched on the Edge | jhaberli | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Scootie McBoogerballs | zombie lover | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | Snuff 'em n Stuff 'em | est8prof | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | So die already!!! | PHALEX | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | Stiffs & Gifts | est8prof | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | The Dead Presidents | est8prof | 0 | 0 |
| 26. | The Nearly Departed | The Evil Optimist | 0 | 0 |
Meanwhile, the relentless Hollywood fame machine chews up, spits out, and throws away another dreamer. The gods must be completely out of their friggin' minds.
(d) July 1st, 2003