King Fahd has been played on 550 lists, including 52 lists in The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Nurseboy 3 | USER00965 | 4 | 31 |
| 2. | Tape Dispenser 2 | USER00965 | 4 | 24 |
| 3. | Fucko's Brain | USER00965 | 4 | 20 |
| 4. | Yeah, yeah, bye bye | yeah yeah buh bye | 3 | 27 |
| 5. | DNR/DNI 3 | USER02751 | 3 | 26 |
| 6. | Pope 04 | USER00965 | 3 | 26 |
| 7. | K-Team 2000 | USER00633 | 3 | 25 |
| 8. | Pope 12 | USER00965 | 3 | 21 |
| 9. | Obit 1 | USER00059 | 3 | 16 |
| 10. | dave navarro's third nipple | USER02718 | 3 | 13 |
| 11. | Obit 6 | USER03916 | 3 | 11 |
| 12. | Obit 4 | USER00059 | 3 | 8 |
| 13. | Pope 03 | USER00965 | 2 | 19 |
| 14. | Doug the Reaper 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 16 |
| 15. | Gordo & Saik | USER00356 | 2 | 16 |
| 16. | Obit 3 | USER00059 | 2 | 16 |
| 17. | Must-Play Tips From Friends | USER03405 | 2 | 15 |
| 18. | MaggieMae 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 14 |
| 19. | Cadaver Dogg | USER02651 | 2 | 13 |
| 20. | No Y2K for You | USER03400 | 2 | 11 |
| 21. | Bored Stiff In Phoenix 2 | USER00814 | 2 | 8 |
| 22. | Et Tu Kevork 2 | USER00901 | 2 | 7 |
| 23. | Indoor Plumbing | USER00951 | 2 | 7 |
| 24. | MaggieMae 1 | USER00560 | 2 | 7 |
| 25. | Buried Under Sonny's Bloch | USER03402 | 2 | 6 |
| 26. | GG Doom Patrol 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 6 |
| 27. | Bad Karma | USER00867 | 1 | 10 |
| 28. | BRUNO 2 | USER00421 | 1 | 10 |
| 29. | Death From Above | USER00306 | 1 | 10 |
| 30. | The Edge | CheetahisDead | 1 | 10 |
| 31. | 'This Time, For Sure!' 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 9 |
| 32. | Pope 07 | USER00965 | 1 | 9 |
| 33. | Steve Silver 2 | USER00063 | 1 | 9 |
| 34. | Bored Stiff In Phoenix 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 8 |
| 35. | Cosmo 2 | USER00774 | 1 | 7 |
| 36. | Bored Stiff In Phoenix 1 | USER00814 | 1 | 5 |
| 37. | Et Tu Kevork 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 5 |
| 38. | Doug the Reaper 1 | USER00775 | 1 | 4 |
| 39. | Dig Deeper, Lads! | USER00929 | 1 | 3 |
| 40. | I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead 2 | USER00058 | 1 | 3 |
| 41. | Amy Sue 2 | USER00965 | 1 | 1 |
| 42. | Et Tu Kevork 1 | USER00901 | 1 | 1 |
| 43. | Doug the Reaper 2 | USER00775 | 0 | 0 |
| 44. | Dr. Paul Shipherd 4 | USER00652 | 0 | 0 |
| 45. | El Dougo | USER00813 | 0 | 0 |
| 46. | Friends of Dorothy 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 47. | Globbo 1 | BearOfNH | 0 | 0 |
| 48. | Grim Rapper 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 49. | JonTater44 | USER00506 | 0 | 0 |
| 50. | kasey 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 51. | MCB 2 | Deathscore | 0 | 0 |
| 52. | TERM LIMIT | USER02751 | 0 | 0 |
After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.
(d) May 6th, 2002