This list was submitted by USER02651 on Thursday, January 6th, 2000 at 8:48 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Not Famous | ||
| 9 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
| 8 | Tom Landry | February 12th, 2000 | 75 |
| 7 | Sheb Wooley | September 16th, 2003 | 82 |
| 6 | Larry Doby | June 18th, 2003 | 79 |
| 5 | Nancy Marchand | June 18th, 2000 | 71 |
| 4 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 3 | Imogene Coca | June 2nd, 2001 | ? |
| 2 | King Fahd | July 31st, 2005 | 84 |
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 13 points | 2 hits | ||
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003