This list was submitted by USER00929 on Friday, December 31st, 1999 at 4:14 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 9 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
| 8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 6 | King Fahd | July 31st, 2005 | 84 |
| 5 | Johnny PayCheck | February 19th, 2003 | 64 |
| 4 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
| 3 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
| 2 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
| 1 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
| 3 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998