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The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Who picked Johnny Longden

Johnny Longden has been played on 152 lists all-time, including 75 in this game.

#ListPlayerStiffsPoints
1Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Quiet GunFTGFTG521
2A Paycheck Doesn't Go As Far As It Used ToUSER00750USER00750426
3Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Ride The Man DownFTGFTG426
4i HOPE BOB dies this year 3USER00986USER00986421
5Die2KUSER01161USER01161420
6Rudy Russo For Senate Trust MeFTGFTG414
7Toe Tag 1USER01763USER01763321
8Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Rage At DawnFTGFTG319
9Die2PUSER01161USER01161318
10Madam SpankalotDePressEDDePressED318
11Die2OUSER01161USER01161317
12Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Coroner CreekFTGFTG317
13Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Girl In The WoodsFTGFTG317
14Jack Morris Wins In 10 InningsUSER01809USER01809317
15Die2UUSER01161USER01161316
16Blowing The Living Shit Out of High PricesFTGFTG315
17DePressED 4DePressEDDePressED315
18I AM BECOME DEATH 2K3USER01769USER01769315
19I Was In Great Shape Until Roone DiedGhoul GirlGhoul Girl315
20I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead 1USER00058USER00058315
21Mission Impossible, Starring Greg MorrisUSER01809USER01809315
22A Little Big To Be Playing in the Fucking MudFTGFTG314
23I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead 3USER00058USER00058314
24Look Dad Bare TitsFTGFTG314
25ShekmateUSER00750USER00750314
26NOT COMPLETELY DEAD, JUST MOSTLY DEAD 2USER00316USER00316313
27Sarky - King MeUSER00312USER00312313
28Stiff Upper Lip: Corpses of LondonUSER01332USER01332313
29Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Keeper Of The FlameFTGFTG312
30Oh Billy Jack When Are You Coming Back?USER00750USER00750312
31DePressED 6DePressEDDePressED216
32DePressED 1DePressEDDePressED215
33DePressED 2DePressEDDePressED215
34Warren ZevonDePressEDDePressED215
35And Then There Were NoneDePressEDDePressED214
36Don Pescado-What's your line?USER01513USER01513214
37Mach MitUSER00750USER00750214
38Savannah StarDePressEDDePressED214
39ZoomMasterDePressEDDePressED214
40Barbie SpreadumDePressEDDePressED213
41Pepster 4USER01583USER01583213
42C. Reeve - Crunchy ToejamUSER00020USER00020212
43DePressED 7DePressEDDePressED212
44FTG: Seattle Slew Is a Thumbdick TooFTGFTG212
45Ghoul Girl 2Ghoul GirlGhoul Girl212
46I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead 2USER00058USER00058212
47Redsox Fan 121BCeltics1BCeltics212
48$$DING DING DING$$Biff ThanatosBiff Thanatos211
49CherryRobertsDePressEDDePressED211
50DePressED 9DePressEDDePressED211
51Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Never Say GoodbyeFTGFTG211
52Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressEDDePressED211
53Now My Hair's Perfect TooUSER00750USER00750211
54Ghoul Girl 1Ghoul GirlGhoul Girl210
55Venus LovemotionDePressEDDePressED210
56Doc--I'd Like to Meet Liz Taylor (Aaaaahooooo!)Doc & DJDoc & DJ29
57MK - Going, Going, GoneMBalmedMBalmed29
58The Forbidden PoolUSER00673USER0067329
59The Ghost Who Walks 12USER01531USER0153129
60DePressED 3DePressEDDePressED28
61Forrest Tucker's Ghost: You Call That Whiskey?FTGFTG28
62Dead as a can of Spam 2Oh No You DittenOh No You Ditten26
63Goddammit 1goddammitgoddammit26
64ONE_BY_ONEUSER01525USER0152525
65Agatha's HordeUSER01807USER0180719
66hl 1USER01555USER0155519
67Last NaziUSER00673USER0067319
68This Is It!USER00673USER0067318
69Cartman's Single Bullet TheoryUSER01013USER0101317
70Warren's WinnersUSER00673USER0067317
71Doc--Fuck Dave WannstedtDoc & DJDoc & DJ15
72Feeling SicklyUSER00673USER0067314
73Paddy O'Bitchery 2USER00059USER0005914
74E-Brake 2: Alt.Stiffs Mascots? Blurt and ErnieE-BrakeE-Brake12
75Mafia Actuary 10USER01375USER0137512

Guess the stiff · died 2002

Listen ... you can almost hear her sing ... 'Come on-a my hearse, a-my-y hearse, I'm gonna give-a you cancer ....'