Jack Nicholson has been played on 159 lists, including 24 lists in The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Damn Near DeadBada Bing524
2.No More Hippies AllowedNo Hippies426
3.At Room TemperatureAt Room Temperature323
4.Dirt nap crewabednego321
5.JON2Jon00060319
6.Bun TwoBunn's Bones To Be318
7.Casket Chrisbitsybug310
8.Danielle'sjoeyvals2121219
9.Joey'sjoeyvals2121219
10.A-Who's that smell?What’s that smell?218
11.Canadian Cold OnesFry's Crematorium218
12.You\'re A Daisy if You Doycartmk218
13.Old Actors Kick the Bucketscb4208214
14.BBQedBBQ212
15.Death to Suzy CreamcheeseJerryBob27
16.MamaCyn1TeamTrautz110
17.Swimmin' Witda Fishespillion67110
18.Graveyards Gettin' Fulltbeaun12
19.Say Yes to the Death 3berg119912
20.Team DeathWish (3) 2024gfultz112
21.Belly UpCPRandAED00
22.Dying to get out of hereChris Goulart00
23.Landmine TapdancersBoJack Hearseman00
24.The Grateful DeadCPRandAED00
 

 

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"Put a coupla pennies on Ol' Blue Eyes .... He's a goner."
No, that's no good. We gotta do better than that. How 'bout
"Start spreadin' the news -- he's dead."
No, that's lame. This death is big. This death is bigger than big. It's huge. We need something really fantastic, like
"The Chairman is as stiff as a board."
That sucks. Dammit, we've got to think harder!
"From Here To Eternity."
Awful.
"Shot down in May."
Pathetic. Wait a sec,
"He did it--"
No, no, that's worse than the Henny Youngman thing. Jesus, the pressure is killing us. Do you people have any idea what this is like? Seventy-five million of you bloodthirsty sons-of-bitches are gonna be checking into this site right here, just to see what we write about Frank, and you know what? Yeah, he was a big star and a boozer and a womanizer and a pig and everything, but we know you bastards, and you're vicious. You're gonna want us to go for the jugular on this one, and man, we just weren't ready. Yeah, yeah, we shoulda seen it coming, it's true, but, jeez, the guy's like a statue or something, you know? Somehow, we just couldn't imagine it really, actually happening. And now it's happened, and we're completely stuck. Shit. We're fucked. We've been waiting and waiting for them to plant this old fart and put us in the spotlight, and now that baby's trained right on us, and we don't know what the hell to do. Okay, hang on. We've just got to pull it together and give it our best shot. Okay. Let's take a deep breath. We can get through this. Alright. Here we go. Ready?
"He's been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet -- and now he's a corpse."
God, that's horrible. Sorry.

(d) May 14th, 1998