This list was submitted by No Hippies on Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 at 9:46 AM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Shannen Doherty | July 13th, 2024 | 53 |
9 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
8 | Bob Uecker | Alive | 90 |
7 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 87 |
6 | Phil Donahue | August 18th, 2024 | 88 |
5 | Ron Jeremy | Alive | 72 |
4 | June Lockhart | Alive | ? |
3 | Peter Max | Alive | ? |
2 | Jack Nicholson | Alive | 88 |
1 | James Earl Jones | September 9th, 2024 | 93 |
26 points | 4 hits |
Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.
(d) January 21st, 1999