DeForest Kelley has been played on 79 lists, including 21 lists in The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Yooper Quincy 2 | USER00461 | 3 | 20 |
| 2. | HINGE & SQUID 3 | USER00203 | 2 | 16 |
| 3. | Sarcasm Man 3 | USER00312 | 1 | 8 |
| 4. | Spitwater | CDReed | 1 | 8 |
| 5. | The Irish Sports Pages | USER00485 | 1 | 6 |
| 6. | Vile Jelly | USER00336 | 1 | 4 |
| 7. | Ginsu Knife 1 | USER00378 | 1 | 2 |
| 8. | Anastasia 2 | MissAnnThrope | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Betsy | USER00291 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Daimyo | USER00313 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Ginsu Knife 3 | USER00378 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | kasey1313 3 | USER00308 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | M Square | USER00533 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | mona 2 | bruinmom | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | rmc4th 1 | USER00562 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | rmc4th 3 | USER00562 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Scumdefender 1 | laptoplg | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | The Funky Undertakers | USER00294 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | TopSecret 3 | Oh No You Ditten | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Tricklenut | USER00574 | 0 | 0 |
The colossal cosmic clock clangs out closing time for Cliffy. This clandestine, client-collecting clown has climbed into the clay and clover club. Clearly, we have closure.
(d) October 10th, 1998