The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

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Submitted by USER00562 on January 5, 1999.

Score

1hit so far

2tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Bob HopeJul 27, 2003	Jul 27, 2003	100
9	Evel KnievelNov 30, 2007	Nov 30, 2007	69
8	Pope John Paul IIApr 2, 2005	Apr 2, 2005	84
7	Alec GuinnessAug 5, 2000	Aug 5, 2000	86
6	Red AuerbachOct 28, 2006	Oct 28, 2006	89
5	Julia ChildAug 13, 2004	Aug 13, 2004	91
4	Richard PryorDec 10, 2005	Dec 10, 2005	65
3	Walter CronkiteJul 17, 2009	Jul 17, 2009	92
2	DeForest Kelley hitJun 11, 1999	Jun 11, 1999	79
1	Marilyn MansonAlive	Alive	57

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2021

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.