Christopher Eric Hitchens has been played on 495 lists, including 22 lists in The Harmon Killebrew Memorial Three Bagger.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Doc & DJ--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz. | Doc & DJ | 3 | 11 |
| 2. | 3-Bagger Powwow: A Means to an End | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 2 | 15 |
| 3. | Death Soup: Just Die, Baby! | MJ and Friends | 2 | 15 |
| 4. | Doc & DJ--Thirsty? Killebrew. | Doc & DJ | 2 | 15 |
| 5. | Death Soup: Just What America Needs - Less Jobs! | MJ and Friends | 2 | 13 |
| 6. | Doc & DJ--Who the Hell Is Lee Roy Selmon? | Doc & DJ | 2 | 13 |
| 7. | MBalmed | MBalmed | 2 | 13 |
| 8. | What Do You Say When an Athiest Sneezes? Part 4. | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 2 | 10 |
| 9. | A 3-Bagger Entry That Has the Potential to Win | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 1 | 10 |
| 10. | Body Bag Bus III | Buzz | 1 | 10 |
| 11. | Death Soup: Time's Up! | MJ and Friends | 1 | 10 |
| 12. | Pancreatic, Like a Free Space on the Bingo Card | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 1 | 10 |
| 13. | Bye Bye Birdies | The Ig | 1 | 9 |
| 14. | Birdman Two | Bird | 1 | 8 |
| 15. | Body Bag Bus | Buzz | 1 | 8 |
| 16. | Body Bag Bus II | Buzz | 1 | 8 |
| 17. | It Wouldn't Surprise Me If Zsa Zsa Died | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 1 | 7 |
| 18. | the real dead list | me first | 1 | 7 |
| 19. | 111 ajlposh | ajlposh | 1 | 4 |
| 20. | dont but tix to see these guys | me first | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Loki | Loki | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | watchout robert | me first | 0 | 0 |
A distant relative of John Q. Customer, Mr. Service had been ailing for some time. He is survived by wife Cybil and estranged nephews Bud J. Etcuts and Ed Vertisingexpenses.
(d) February 3rd, 1999