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This list was submitted by me first on Friday, September 30th, 2011 at 3:19 PM PDT for The Harmon Killebrew Memorial Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Abdelbaset Al MegrahiMay 20th, 201260
9Omar Abdel-RahmanFebruary 18th, 201778
8Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
7Hugo ChavezMarch 5th, 201358
6Maya AngelouMay 28th, 201486
5Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
4Christopher HitchensDecember 15th, 201162
3Conrad BainJanuary 14th, 201389
2Little RichardMay 9th, 202087
1Little Jimmy DickensJanuary 2nd, 201594
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021