This list was submitted by Doc & DJ on Friday, September 30th, 2011 at 2:54 PM PDT for The Harmon Killebrew Memorial Three Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
| 9 | Christopher Hitchens | December 15th, 2011 | 62 |
| 8 | Roger Williams | October 8th, 2011 | 87 |
| 7 | Gary Carter | February 16th, 2012 | 57 |
| 6 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 5 | Steve Jobs | October 5th, 2011 | 56 |
| 4 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
| 3 | Abdelbaset Al Megrahi | May 20th, 2012 | 60 |
| 2 | Muammar Gaddafi | October 20th, 2011 | 69 |
| 1 | Robert Mugabe | September 5th, 2019 | 95 |
| 13 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998