Britney Spears has been played on 83 lists, including 9 lists in The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | My Stiffs | hehe stiffies | 3 | 13 |
| 2. | Stones Girl Comeback 2025 | Stones Girl | 2 | 9 |
| 3. | Cordell Cordell | Princess Tessa | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | Chilly Dead 2 | chillybilly | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen And Women | Twisted Freak | 1 | 8 |
| 6. | Dead to Me | SEM-RLW-MCS | 1 | 1 |
| 7. | Nicole's List .... No Help From Anyone | spol85 | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Pimp list 2 | JimmyCat | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Pimp list 3 | JimmyCat | 0 | 0 |
Following a somber, yet tasteful cremation ceremony, Sir Alistair's remains are to be placed in a very elegant urn, and then featured as the host of Mantelpiece Theater.
(d) March 30th, 2004