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This list was submitted by hehe stiffies on Monday, December 30th, 2024 at 12:37 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Wink Martindale April 15th, 202591
9Britney SpearsAlive44
8Dick Van DykeAlive100
7Alan DershowitzAlive?
6Camilla Parker-BowlesAlive?
5Bill ClintonAlive?
4Sammy GravanoAlive81
3Dick VitaleAlive?
2Gene Hackman February 17th, 202595
1June Lockhart October 23rd, 2025100
13 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998