This list was submitted by SEM-RLW-MCS on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 8:49 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Wilscribinezes Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 9 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
| 8 | Tim Curry | Alive | ? |
| 7 | King Charles III | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
| 5 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 99 |
| 4 | Elton John | Alive | 78 |
| 3 | Bruce Willis | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Britney Spears | Alive | 43 |
| 1 | Val Kilmer | April 1st, 2025 | 65 |
| 1 point | 1 hit |
His nicknames were "Mr. Padre" and "Captain Video". Really? That's the best anyone could do for an 18 time all-star, 7 time silver slugger and 5 time golden glove award winner? How about "The San Diego Hammer" or "Black Lightning"? Jesus - do we have to think up EVERYTHING around here?
(d) June 16th, 2014