Bashar al-Assad has been played on 129 lists, including 22 lists in The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Bring It On: Bashar Me Timbers | DEATH DEMON | 2 | 19 |
| 2. | Two Ghouls | doorma | 2 | 17 |
| 3. | Mam Cin2 | TeamTrautz | 2 | 16 |
| 4. | BIIA - III | But Is It Art? | 2 | 12 |
| 5. | The Usual Suspects, somewhat - Part Free | TrinettRae | 2 | 12 |
| 6. | JMD - Bloated Politics | Mr Wonderful | 2 | 11 |
| 7. | DRT (Dead Right There) | Toe-Tag | 2 | 9 |
| 8. | Feral Fodder 2 | BMT330 | 1 | 10 |
| 9. | leaders edition 2014 | bjaskols | 1 | 9 |
| 10. | Sine Die: Stars and Stripes | Sine Die | 1 | 9 |
| 11. | Drink West | DrinkWest | 1 | 8 |
| 12. | kiss my ass | zombie lover | 1 | 6 |
| 13. | Rip 2014 | Carolb | 1 | 2 |
| 14. | Dictators and Dicks | Swine | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Gory Days I | The Evil Optimist | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Kleptocrat Scum | boomshadow | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | List Zwei | Alduzfl | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | Notorious Dudes | memorialparkranger | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Porricelli List | Michaelgp | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Someone and The Somethings | gg46321 | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | SuthernBoneyard | SuthernGraveyard | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | Two Mannings One Cup | Two Mannings One Cup | 0 | 0 |
Not only was he Mexico's leading literary figure (which isn't saying much) but he had completely cornered the Central American market for those cute little candy dispensers.
(d) April 19th, 1998