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This list was submitted by TrinettRae on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 12:32 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Clive JamesNovember 24th, 201980
9Dick CavettAlive89
8George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
7Ariel Sharon January 11th, 201485
6Bashar al-AssadAlive60
5Lauren Bacall August 12th, 201489
4Gary BuseyAlive?
3Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
2Joel GreyAlive?
1Lindsay LohanAlive40
12 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998