This list was submitted by TrinettRae on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 12:32 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Clive James | November 24th, 2019 | 80 |
| 9 | Dick Cavett | Alive | 89 |
| 8 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 7 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 6 | Bashar al-Assad | Alive | 60 |
| 5 | Lauren Bacall | August 12th, 2014 | 89 |
| 4 | Gary Busey | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
| 2 | Joel Grey | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Lindsay Lohan | Alive | 40 |
| 12 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998