Bashar al-Assad has been played on 129 lists, including 12 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Jimmy Darmody died because he f'ed his mom | RD02 | 4 | 31 |
| 2. | Putting the Fun in Funeral | He's Dead Jim | 2 | 18 |
| 3. | JustDieAlready | Debizzydead? | 2 | 17 |
| 4. | !!1 John Holmes talked softly and carried a big stick | planetearth66 | 2 | 13 |
| 5. | Feral Fodder #2 | BMT330 | 2 | 12 |
| 6. | Just Kickin' It! | JLM211wx (Just Kickin It! | 1 | 5 |
| 7. | Deathscore | Deathscore | 1 | 4 |
| 8. | Northern.. This one was free.. | northern reaper | 1 | 3 |
| 9. | Toxic Avenger | GaelFC | 1 | 3 |
| 10. | Bo's Dead Son o' Bitch List | bodukes | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Dictators R Us | RJD | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Feral Fodder #3 | BMT330 | 0 | 0 |
As he himself once sang, "Fliddy gloop gloopy, nibby nobby nooby, la la la lo lo. Shamma shimmy shaman, nooby abba dabban, lee lee lo lo. Dooby ooby wadda, nooby abba dabba, kicky-wicky bucket time."
(d) February 12th, 2000