Jimmy Darmody died because he f'ed his mom

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This list was submitted by RD02 on Friday, December 30th, 2011 at 1:55 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Dying To Get Into The Club Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10William Janklow January 12th, 201272
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Robin Gibb May 20th, 201262
7Gary Carter February 16th, 201257
6Etta James January 20th, 201273
5Dear AbbyJanuary 16th, 201394
4Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
3Not Famous 
2Stan MusialJanuary 19th, 201392
1Bashar al-AssadAlive60
31 points 4 hits 
 

 

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Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014