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This list was submitted by BMT330 on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 9:44 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta James January 20th, 201273
9Andrew Lloyd WebberAlive78
8Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
7Dear AbbyJanuary 16th, 201394
6Bashar al-AssadAlive60
5Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
4Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
3Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
2Ravi Shankar December 11th, 201292
1Fred PhelpsMarch 19th, 201484
12 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999