Alan Greenspan has been played on 460 lists, including 11 lists in The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Zarknado | rewindrewokraz | 3 | 21 |
| 2. | Old People | MissAnnThrope | 3 | 6 |
| 3. | Too Old To Die | dannykel | 2 | 15 |
| 4. | Become Living-Challenged | MITINCUSA | 2 | 13 |
| 5. | RIP Zsa Zsa | Maryjo80 | 2 | 9 |
| 6. | Ass over Tea Kettle | Footwedge | 2 | 8 |
| 7. | MATTOID - Flop Sweat and Caskets | The Mattoid | 1 | 10 |
| 8. | ArentTheyDedYet | JohnGoose | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | Russian Roulette | Title 9 | 1 | 6 |
| 10. | Old White Guys Who Are Gonna Kick The Bucket | razorben | 1 | 1 |
| 11. | Pushin up daiseys | Heart Stopper | 0 | 0 |
No, not the stuffed ham that starred in Jaws and The Sting; he died in '78. This one was a bigtime choral director, which comes dangerously close to being an oxymoron.
(d) January 25th, 1999