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This list was submitted by MissAnnThrope on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 8:49 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
9Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
8George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
7Alan GreenspanAlive100
6Harlan EllisonJune 28th, 201884
5Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
4Angela LansburyOctober 11th, 202296
3Glen Campbell August 8th, 201781
2Irwin Corey February 6th, 2017102
1Don Rickles April 6th, 201790
6 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998