MATTOID - Flop Sweat and Caskets

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This list was submitted by The Mattoid on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 8:24 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Della Reese November 20th, 201786
9Katherine HelmondFebruary 23rd, 201989
8Orson BeanFebruary 7th, 202091
7Jared LetoAlive?
6Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
5David DinkinsNovember 23rd, 202093
4Not Famous 
3Dr. Ruth WestheimerJuly 12th, 202496
2Alan GreenspanAlive99
1Dr. DreAlive60
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Man - this is a huge loss. It takes someone with real talent to entertain MILLIONS of people using your musical gifts. As if that weren't enough, he was a huge philanthropist and did benefit concerts almost every time he was asked. Married to Kimberly Williams (from Father of the Bride as well as other films and TV shows), she was as active as he was. The two of them together formed..

What? IAN Paisley? We thought you said BRAD. Who the FUCK is Ian Paisley? What? Are you serious? How are we supposed to write about THAT? Fuck it. We'll do it later.

(d) September 12th, 2014