MATTOID - Flop Sweat and Caskets

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This list was submitted by The Mattoid on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 8:24 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Della Reese November 20th, 201786
9Katherine HelmondFebruary 23rd, 201989
8Orson BeanFebruary 7th, 202091
7Jared LetoAlive?
6Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
5David DinkinsNovember 23rd, 202093
4Not Famous 
3Dr. Ruth WestheimerJuly 12th, 202496
2Alan GreenspanAlive100
1Dr. DreAlive61
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014