Too Old To Die

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This list was submitted by dannykel on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 5:56 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joseph Wapner February 26th, 201797
9Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
8Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
7Alan GreenspanAlive99
6Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
5Jake LaMotta September 19th, 201796
4Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
3Chuck YeagerDecember 7th, 202097
2Vera LynnJune 18th, 2020103
1Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002