Alan Alda has been played on 169 lists, including 11 lists in The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Do It and Decrease The Surplus Population | Twisted Freak | 4 | 18 |
| 2. | I Am the Dark One List #7.4 | I am the dark one | 2 | 10 |
| 3. | I Am the Dark One List #9 | I am the dark one | 2 | 9 |
| 4. | Leftovers TWO | Bunn's Bones To Be | 2 | 8 |
| 5. | I Am the Dark One List #8 | I am the dark one | 1 | 10 |
| 6. | Are You STILL Not Entertained? | The Force is Deathening | 1 | 6 |
| 7. | Jackalope Ghost II - Dee Dee's Lobotomy | Jackalope_Ghost | 1 | 6 |
| 8. | Skunkhair 2022 | Skunkhair 2013 | 1 | 5 |
| 9. | Sinners and Saints | Big Bald Jon | 1 | 2 |
| 10. | Death Race 2022 - 10 | Chris Goulart | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Team Deathwish (5) 2022 | gfultz1 | 0 | 0 |
After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.
(d) May 6th, 2002