This is The Home Of The Celebrity Dead Pool. Stiffsville. Death Central. We make fun of famous people and the people who make them famous (i.e. you), and our main instrument of ridicule is our contest, The Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool. It’s a simple enough premise (with a bunch of details attached to it) and it goes like this: Pick ten famous people you think might die between January 1st and December 31st. Each entry costs you 15 bucks, and at the end of the year, the list with the most dead celebs wins a shitload of cool prizes. As if that weren’t enough, each year’s champion also gets his or her name engraved on The M.T. Graves Memorial Trophy, the most coveted prize in all of Dead Celebrity Land.

So, you ready to enter? Yeah, we know, it sounds too good to be true, but we’ve been doin’ this for a long time. If you’re not ready, check out all the other crap we’ve got to offer, ’cause there’s tons of it. It might also be a good idea for you to give us your e-mail address, so we can send you important bulletins and such. Don’t worry, we’re not gonna bombard you with junk mail every day (or even every month), and neither will anybody else. Have you bookmarked us yet?