The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

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Submitted by 000002 on December 25, 2002.

Score

8hits so far

44tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Strom Thurmond hitJun 26, 2003	Jun 26, 2003	100
9	Barry White hitJul 4, 2003	Jul 4, 2003	58
8	Tom LaughlinDec 12, 2013	Dec 12, 2013	82
7	Katharine Hepburn hitJun 29, 2003	Jun 29, 2003	96
6	Lester Maddox hitJun 25, 2003	Jun 25, 2003	87
5	Warren Zevon hitSep 7, 2003	Sep 7, 2003	56
4	Bob Hope hitJul 27, 2003	Jul 27, 2003	100
3	Sarah BradyApr 3, 2015	Apr 3, 2015	73
2	Art Carney hitNov 9, 2003	Nov 9, 2003	85
1	Madame Chiang Kai-Shek hitOct 23, 2003	Oct 23, 2003	106

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1999

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!